The question, my gentle snowflakes, is whether there will be another federal flood.

CNN sez that neither the Dear Leader nor the Dark Lord will attend the convention so they can deal with Gustav.  Well that’ll fix fucking everything!

But Attaturk tells me that Larry Craig (tap tap tap) has arrived at the convention.

Finally - I forget where I heard it, but the “K” hurricane this year will be Hurricane Kyle.

Who the fuck calls a hurricane “Kyle”?