Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick learns a valuable lesson.

See? That wasn’t so bad now, was it? After months and months of being a criminal with the hope of getting away with it Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick pleaded guilty to - what was it? Let me just consult the morning paper here… oh yes, two counts of obstruction of justice and seventeen counts of being a total fucking idiot. I guess it’s really that first charge that carries the most weight in court, but let’s not forget about the cumulative effect of the second. 

Detroit Mayor Pleads Guilty, Resigns [New York Times]