Barry Goes to the White House

Barry:  I like what you’ve done with the office.

George:  Thanks.

Barry:  Nice carpet.

George:  Thanks, man. You want to keep it?

Barry:  Uh, no, that’s okay. Thanks though.

George:  You sure? It’s easier for me to leave some of this stuff than take it all out.

Barry:  No, really, it’s okay. I don’t want you think I don’t appreciate it, though.

George:  Well. No problem.

[Silence]

Barry:  Let me know if you need any help moving out. I’m around, so, you know, happy to help.

George:  Thanks, man. I will.

Barry:  Cool.

[Silence]

Barry:  Should we go see what the girls are doing?

George:  Yeah, let’s not keep them waiting.

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  • George: Are you still sure you don't want my tinkertoys, or my placemat from Denny's?

    Barack: For the last f**king time, George, no.
  • Tommmcatt_Interrupted
    Barack: Are those thumbscrews?

    George: Oh, geez, Uncle Dick left those in here. I'll have him come get them.
  • Rayne1
    Just thought I might point out it's now 17th of November...
  • serolfdivad
    And by all the typos, I'll assume that Intern Greg has taken the helm here.
  • shitonbyprofessionals
    HAVE WE ALL JUST GIVEN UP? DOES ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THE ECHO IN HERE, OR THE ANGRY VOICES IN MY HEAD?
  • @sobp: Nobody's given up -- party's over at stinque.com while CP renovates. And by "party" I mean Flyingchainsaw, Blogenfreude, Chicago Bureau, Homofascist, Marcel Parcells -- the usual gang of idiots. Same crew, different address.
  • Rayne1
    Then maybe somebody could actually invest the nominal effort and spend 30 seconds to publish a new post that says, "Nobody's given up -- party's over at stinque.com" with an active link?

    And perhaps explain that the site's undergoing redesign, if it's not too much trouble?
  • biminitwst
    And then Dick Cheney jumped from behind a strategically placed couch and started throwing thrift store shoes at President Obama, one after another, for all he was worth. Until he collapsed into a hateful heap on the carpet.
    Shoes, in the USA, being so much cheaper than they are in Iraq.
    And not carrying the same "Oooh I stepped in shit" meaning here.
    As soon as FOX 'news' posts the video on their website, I'll post the link here.
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