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Happy Anniversary

Remember this shit?

Yes Cynics … it’s the fifth anniversary of “Bring-’Em-On Day”™!

How many of our soldiers wound up dead on the battlefield because of this little comment? Discuss.

Five Years Ago Today, Bush Told Iraq: “Bring ‘Em On” [Think Progress]

Luca Brasi Sleeps With the Fishes

Not an Iraqi, but you get the idea ...

And the hits just keep coming from the Bush Crime Syndicate:

On Monday at the White House press briefing, Press Secretary Dana Perino declined to answer when I asked her whether the White House would apologize for last Friday’s raid by U.S. forces in Iraq that reportedly killed a relative of Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.

The slain man, Ali Abdul Hussein al-Maliki, was described as the prime minister’s cousin in recent reports by McClatchy and the Washington Post. According to McClatchy, at the time of his death, the man was working as a security guard in a villa owned by the prime minister’s sister in Janaja, a town in Karbala Province. Responsibility for security in Karbala Province was supposedly handed over to the Iraqi government in October 2007, but Iraqi officials have claimed that last Friday’s raid was conducted without their knowledge or approval.

Here is my exchange with Ms. Perino:

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Channeling My Inner Carlin

Redneckflooding Lot’s of severe weather shit happening out there - tornadoes, floods, brush fires started by lightning. Here’s what I want to know - does it make me a bad person to hope that the only people flooded out are two-time Bush voters? That the flood waters know where to go and whose house to flood?

Does it make me a bad person to hope that those houses going up in flames from brush fires are owned by Bush Pioneers and other assorted Republican scum? What do you think?

Do you suppose any of these GOP cocksuckers think that eight years of Al Gore might have made a difference as they see grandma floating by in her rocker? Do you think they sense that global warming might just be real as they watch their dog Fluffy drift away on a piece of styrofoam to become ‘gator food? Do any of these selfish fucks think that “conservatism” might not be such a hot idea as they dig through what’s left of their house to find all the stupid shit they bought at WalMart?

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Bobby Jindal Wants Your Balls

If you need more support for my idea that atheism (or a really serious fucking agnosticism) be a requirement for holding public office, here it is:

Rising Republican star Bobby Jindal signed legislation allowing judges to force convicted rapists to undergo chemical castration, the Louisiana Advocate reports:

“I am glad we have taken such strong measures in Louisiana to put a stop to these monsters’ brutal acts,” the governor said in a prepared statement.Jindal signed Senate Bill 144 into law on the day that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Louisiana cannot execute people who rape children under the age of 12.

The governor blasted the high court’s decision.

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Scalia Wants You Shot, Not Blown Up

Fuck you, and fuck the Bill of Rights!Associate Justice Sociopath Antonin Scalia thinks restoring habeus corpus will kill a bunch of us:

The game of bait-and-switch that today’s opinion plays upon the Nation’s Commander in Chief will make the war harder on us. It will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed.

However, Justice Scalia isn’t worried about DC residents newly armed with handguns killing us:

District of Columbia et al v. Heller [pdf].

Meh - what’s a few more dead bodies to conservatives?