The question, my gentle snowflakes, is whether there will be another federal flood.

CNN sez that neither the Dear Leader nor the Dark Lord will attend the convention so they can deal with Gustav.  Well that’ll fix fucking everything!

But Attaturk tells me that Larry Craig (tap tap tap) has arrived at the convention.

Finally - I forget where I heard it, but the “K” hurricane this year will be Hurricane Kyle.

Who the fuck calls a hurricane “Kyle”?

I woke up in sweat at 5 am after this dream … frightening.

The setting is the first presidential debate of 2008.

Moderator: Senator Obama, it’s been said that you lack the experience to be president. How do you respond?

Sen. Obama: As others have pointed out, I have more experience than Abraham Lincoln did when he was elected.

Moderator: Senator McCain?

Sen. McCain: Senator, I served with Abraham Lincoln: I knew Abraham Lincoln; Abraham Lincoln was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Abraham Lincoln.

Sen. Obama: Shit man, who did your embalming?

Remember - John McCain is more Bob Dole than George W. Bush.  Observe this festival of chin-stroking:

It’s fucking embarrassing.

Given that this clown and David Vitter are both Rhodes scholars, it makes you wonder what the hell they were thinking:

Jindal Can’t Name Any McCain “Big Ideas” [YouTube]

The extramarital sex must be getting to the old guy:

In recent days, Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) rhetoric toward Russia has mostly been overblown bluster, including an accusation that the country wanted to restore its old empire. However, since a cease-fire was announced and his predictions were proven wrong, McCain has backtracked, saying there won’t be a Cold War. To justify his new position, he told reporters in a press conference today:

In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations.

He must not be able to remember anything that happened before May 2003.

And how about this for straight talkin’:

Today, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) begins his Wall Street Journal op-ed titled “We Are All Georgians” with a warning about the seriousness of the recent conflict between Georgia and Russia:

For anyone who thought that stark international aggression was a thing of the past, the last week must have come as a startling wake-up call.

Perhaps McCain is giving himself a wake-up call, since just yesterday he seemed to have thought that “stark international aggression was a thing of the past.” In a press conference with reporters, he said, “In the 21st century, nations don’t invade other nations.”

Video after the jump.

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