The Dear Leader just announced that he’s sending Condi to France, then Georgia, for a bunch of meetings. She leaves tonight.

This should solve everybody’s problems!

PSP links to the following:

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has also been noticeably absent on the diplomatic scene, having failed to interrupt her holidays to fly to Tbilisi in support of the Georgian government.

So I guess today she figured things were bad enough to force her back to work. Go Condi!

OK, I have to comment.

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT? ARE THESE STUPID FUCKING CHRISTIAN FUCKWITS TRYING TO RAISE THE NEXT FUCKING GENERATION OF FUCKING CRUSADING MURDERERS?  DO THEY REALIZE THAT ANY KID WHO WEARS THIS SHIT WILL WIND UP ON AN ANALYST’S COUCH?  ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?  FUCK! [/lewis black]

h/t: PIC

Yet another proud moment for the Dear Leader and the Dark Lord:

Today marks seven years since the day President Bush received a President’s Daily Brief entitled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.” (See the memo here.) At the time, Bush was vacationing at his ranch in Crawford, TX and stayed on vacation the rest of August 2001. Here’s how the administration reacted, according to the 9/11 Commission report:

Ah yes, the day the Bush “administration” decided it didn’t matter if a few thousand of us died.

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Isn’t it comforting to know that the next generation of GOP fuckwits is being trained even as I write this?

The son of Colorado GOP Senate candidate Bob Schaffer is causing his dad a little embarrassment on the campaign trail this week.

Nineteen-year-old Justin Schaffer publicly apologized for putting up posters on his Facebook page including one declaring “Slavery Gets Shit Done.”

And you know the stupid little fuck learned this shit from his daddy.

Bob Schaffer’s Son Apologizes for Obnoxious Facebook Page [TPMMuckraker]

OMFSM: Watch this:

Eight years ago today, my gentle snowflakes, the Commander-Guy-to-be gave his acceptance speech at the GOP convention in Philadelphia, and said:

So when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not only uphold the laws of our land, I will swear to uphold the honor and dignity of the office to which I have been elected, so help me God.

How’s that working out?

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