Taser madness is spreading to schools, with one Pennsylvania district meeting this month to consider giving school police tot toasters to keep the little savages in line and teach them from an early age that quivering, deferrential passivity is the key to minimizing pain and torture.

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Missouri Republican ‘rising star’ and sex-offender legislation advocate Scott Muschany was indicted yesterday for sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl.

Mushchany, 42, a Republican state representative, was apparently boffing the girl’s mom for a couple of years, which is probably news to Mushchany’s wife.

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Ivins: The Sorry Guy the FBI Wanted to Pin It On

The FBI has had a tough job in this administration. They have to pretend to investigate crimes that were perpetrated by BushCo operatives, and find people who will cooperate in taking the fall for them,  all the while attempting to maintain their self-respect and standards.

Something had to give and it was apparently the bureau’s standards. They just made a $6 million settlement for one guy they tried to charge with the alleged ‘Al Qaeda’ anthrax hit in September, 2001 just after the 9/11 attacks. Read the rest of this entry »

Insane, sex-crazed men’s room predator Senator Larry Craig is refusing calls for historical re-enactments of his arrest last year for soliciting sex in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport bathroom during the GOP convention being held in St. Paul this fall.

Idaho Sen. Craig to Skip GOP Convention [Associated Press]

Hypocrite history re-enactors groups were thrilled at the prospect of Sen. Craig attending the convention and using the opportunity to replay the conquering bathroom goblin performance that landed him an arrest and charges for attempted schlong solicitation.

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Terrified of the prospect of an Obama Administration, the RNC and its collaborators are hard at work organizing disinformation campaigns, crusades of hate and paramilitary resistance groups to throw America into total chaos and, ideally from their point of view, armed civil war mobilizing Jesus-crazed, mouth-breathing psychopaths who are being taught their lives, their gods and their alleged culture are threatened by anything less than the full-blown medieval theocracy the GOP has been promising them since 1980.

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