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Obama is a Jesusy Antichrist

Get ready for some criticism aimed at Barry Christ for his Messianic Complex.

Obama was waxing lyrical about last week’s trip to Europe, when he concluded, according to the meeting attendee, “this is the moment, as Nancy [Pelosi] noted, that the world is waiting for.”

The 200,000 souls who thronged to his speech in Berlin came not just for him, he told the enthralled audience of congressional representatives. “I have become a symbol of the possibility of America returning to our best traditions,” he said, according to the source.

He then proceeded to say, “I’m bigger than Jesus!” And before he left to go for a walk on the Potomac River, he went and sunk a no-look three pointer from way downtown, just like Jesus and Abraham Lincoln.
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Michelle Malkin Is An Insane Media Whore

Sorry in advance to subject you to more Malkin, but I worked hard on this one and I am not going to let Nojo steal my thunder. Oh, and don’t worry, none of these links actually go to her site. Daddy Uncle Jason loves you all way to much for that.

I have a dirty little secret to tell - sometimes I read Michelle Malkin’s blog. It isn’t easy for me to admit, because it is the biggest waste of time and energy. But I am a white person, and as such I like to be offended. Call me a glutton for punishment or whatever, but sometimes it is fun to check in on the nutroots and get a sense of what they are screaming about, especially as the house of cards they have helped build comes tumbling down around them (oh, and seriously watch that clip of Rachel and Keith). I am fond of her upside down dead Republican elephant graphic - it is cute! If even she is admitting there is trouble in paradise, you know they is fucked.

As Hunter linked to earlier, and Nojo wrote about today, the latest crusade of the insane cheerleader is against the wearing of the keffiyeh, the colorful fringed scarf worn in many Middle Eastern countries (i.e. dirty Muslim ones) so therefore a symbol of terrorist lovers. After the jump, let’s discuss the cultural touchstone that set off this MAJOR! POLITICAL! SCANDAL! and perhaps ruined Ms. Malkin’s chance of scoring that major corporate sponsorship - and more importantly free donuts for life - that she was so obviously angling for.

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