Given that this clown and David Vitter are both Rhodes scholars, it makes you wonder what the hell they were thinking:

Jindal Can’t Name Any McCain “Big Ideas” [YouTube]

LIMBAUGH: Good for Camel Constipation

Fascist drug-addicted, impotent, multiply divorced alleged pederast and radio hatecaster Rush Limbaugh taunted the cancer-striken wife of failed Democratic presidential candidate and RFK impersonator John Edwards, commenting that if she was busier giving head, Edwards wouldn’t have had sex and procreated with a space alien.

Rush Limbaugh: John Edwards Affair is Elizabeth’s Fault [The Hollywood Gossip]

Your Cynics’ Party correspondent searched for an epithet to describe an agent who would direct such evil and hateful comments at Elizabeth Edwards, a women who was worrying about her kids having a mum to see them grow up, and we  paused at ’sackless bag of shit’ because even shit and bags, present or absent, have a purpose.

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Psycho Cheney

Unindicted war criminal and war profiteering Überfuhrer Dick Cheney apparently no longer feels it necessary to covert and compartmentalize his criminal abuses of power to manufacture wars for personal profit. Cheney has apparently abandoned any pretense of executive probity, these days just ordering officials to provide excuses for his criminal enterprises, according to a recent report by Seymour Hersh in the New Yorker.

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Eight years ago today, my gentle snowflakes, the Commander-Guy-to-be gave his acceptance speech at the GOP convention in Philadelphia, and said:

So when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not only uphold the laws of our land, I will swear to uphold the honor and dignity of the office to which I have been elected, so help me God.

How’s that working out?

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Bill Kristol, the most conservative, most repetitive, most slap-dash of New York Times columnists, wrote his best column ever today, in that he was right about three things:
1: It is too early to assume Barry will be president.
2: Hank Aaron is “the true all-time major-league home-run champion”
3. Ad campaigns based on the passe “Got Milk” campaign are cheesy. I mean, really, it’s time to put 1993 to bed.

Of course, one of his central arguments is still shitass crazy. He claims that voters might not vote for Obama because, as the election nears, they’ll realize that the Executive and Legislative branches will both go Democratic, and will want to avoid this. Does he really think the average American will undertake this level of analysis?

Be Afraid. Please. [The New York Times]

Robert ‘Novakula’ Novak’s Death ‘Vette was seen attempting a hasty getaway through the streets of DC on Wednesday after he slammed into a pedestrian, leaving him sprawled at the intersection of K and 18th Streets.

WJLA reported one eyewitness, Gary Cohen, said one bystander was pounding on Novakula’s Death ‘Vette screaming at the neocon psychopath after he’d run over Don Lilkenquist, an old man who lives in a local homeless shelter, howling at him to stop - until Novakula punched the go juice and attempted to run him over, too.

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Unification Church Bag-Man George H W Bush Licking
Moon’s Balls at a Cult-Sponsored Conference.

Evil home-wrecker, convicted tax-cheater, cult leader, and Bush crime family patron Sun Myung Moon, failed to die in a mountainside crash of his helicopter today. It is a terrible shame the crazy, hateful dog-man survived as nothing loosens the tongues of cult victims, apostates and succession rivals like the death of its leader.

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The criminal dog-man Caligutard is still at large, an unindicted war criminal of monstrous cruelty and depthless stupidity. He’s destroyed America and spends his time playing lawn games with toddlers, like Michael Jackson.

The nation sunk deeper into despair with every passing hour this week. Fire and heat scorched the earth in the West while reports of weather anomalies continued to pour in, auguring a global catastrophe coming closer to hand than anyone expected. Financial markets continued to collapse and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve looked near to fainting. New horrors unfolded in Afghanistan and Iraq costing life and limb, treasure and peace while the maniac in the Naval Observatory plotted new scams with his collaborators in the international petrochemcial crime plexus, speculating on how best to use America’s resources to advance his interests during his last months in power.

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Psycho-eyed GOP wife-beater Mark Olson has been abandoned by the party of wife beaters, perverts, cannibals and genocidal fucking maniacs. Let's hope he tangles with a lady big enough to really rip out his arms and finish him off with the wet ends some day real soon.

Jesus-crazed Republican wife-beater and Minnesota state repesentative Mark Olson announced this week that he won’t be standing for re-election to his ninth term this fall, following his conviction last year for domestic violence and a lightening-strike realization by the Minnesota House GOP caucus that most people think wife-beating is very yucky.

The hated 16-year state representative and Republican stalwart was convicted last July of misdemeanor assault and sentenced in August to two years’ probation and $400 in fines and a three-month head-shrink program.

All this pampering came after this fucking animal tried to convince the court that he had been abused by his wife and mounted a full-blown battered husband defense. Yes, she took a bible out of his hands - while he was reading it! Oh, oh, your honor, it was so terrible! That amazon snatched Jesus from my widdoo hands!

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Sociopath:

Soon after the Senate vote on the Confederate flag insignia, Sen. Jesse Helms (R.-N.C.) ran into Mosely-Braun in a Capitol elevator. Helms turned to his friend, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R.-Utah), and said, “Watch me make her cry. I’m going to make her cry. I’m going to sing ‘Dixie‘ until she cries.” He then proceeded to sing the song about “the good life” during slavery to Mosely-Braun. (Gannett News Service, 9/2/93; Time, 8/16/93)

And that’s what I like about the South!  Here’s more:

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