Obama gave a speech in Georgia today, where he essentially told all the young black men that they weren’t going to be basketball players or Lil’ Wayne, because he can beat them at basketball and rap better than them, even though he is only a Halfrican American.

‘You are probably not that good a rapper. Maybe you are the next Lil’ Wayne, but probably not, in which case you need to stay in school,’ Obama, D-Ill., told a cheering crowd, brought to a standing ovation at a town hall meeting in Powder Springs, Georgia.

I’m guessing they cheered because, hey, maybe they are the next Lil’ Wayne! Obama then quelled their joy by making sure they know that they are bad at the other thing stereotypical black people are supposed to be good at:

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Fox newscaster E.D. Hill:

Want to start the show by clarifying something I said on the show last Friday about an upcoming body language segment. Now, I mentioned various ways the Obamas’ fist pump in St. Paul had been characterized in the media. I apologize because unfortunately, some thought I personally had characterized it inappropriately. I regret that. It was not my intention. And I certainly didn’t mean to associate the word “terrorist” in any way to Senator Obama and his wife. Now, today, the senator is talking about the economy.

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We’ve already discussed the possibility that Barack and Michelle are giving out secret signals that they are Hezbollah sympathizers and probably members of both the Bloods the Crips. While many skeptics have discussed this theory as “ASS STUPID“, Fox News is making sure that we stay aware of the Obamas’ possible connections to Muslamic terrorists. In the first few seconds of the clip below (Media Matters via Gawker), News Lady leaves the possibility of last week’s “fist thump” being a “terrorist fist jab.” While her resident body language expert thinks that Barack and Michelle were just saying “hi”, the debate is, apparently, open. I think we’ve spent enough time on this, and it’s time to move on to other issues, like, are John McCain’s wrinkles and skin cancer a result of the time he spent under the desert sun at a Mujahideen training camp? All signs point to yes.

Update: My computer shits the bed every time I try to add the video. It’s on Media Matters here.

While using the internet to find idiots is a little too easy, this one’s worth calling your attention to. The commenters on this article have been debating whether the Obama fist bump was a Hezbollah-style fist jab.

Michelle is not as “refined” as Obama at hiding her TRUE feelings about America—etc. Her “Hezbollah” style fist-jabbing—mouth-twisted anti-American speeches is STRAIGHT from ISLAM!

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I just want this Courtland Milloy fellow to come a little closer to comparing Obama to anything covered in tar, but preferably a tar baby. Instead of being a tar baby, Obama is apparently an eagle, an eagle who despises tar baby wrestling because other tar babies [read: angry black people like his pastor] might muss his beautiful black plumage. A better headline:

Invited to Dog Fight in an Illegal Racial Tar Baby Ring in Black Michael Vick’s Basement with other Tar Babies and the Bitch Cur Hillary Clinton, Obama Soars Above it like a Pegasus-Winged Unicorn or Unicorn-Horned Pegasus Who Will Change the World With the Magical Power of His Words Because We are the Wind beneath His Wings. Amen.

Invited to Wrestle in a Racial Tar Pit, Obama Soars Above It [The Washington Post]

Romney Apologizes for ‘Tar Baby’ [CBSnews.com]

In Today’s New York Times, K.A. Dilday tells of how she always knew that black people would vote for Barry Obama, even though he is a different kind of black person. I know this, because my grandfather used to get together with his Country Club friends and dance around in blackface, and I think that makes me a little black. I also know this because it’s like how all those half-Irish, quarter-Irish, and non-Irish motherfuckers always come out for St. Patrick’s Day (as long as they’re not gay - then they’re not invited). When people can either choose to spill cheap beer on your green shirt all day or vote for Hillary, most of them are going to pick the alcohol-fueled party parade that is the Obama campaign.

This of course, is good for Obama, because it justifies his decision to run as his black half.

Also, have you guys seen that Yes I Can video? Guess what? A black person made that.  They do love him!

Bloggingheads, which features purportedly intelligent people talking about stuff in a split screen special effects extravaganza, features a recent discussion between David Frum of the National Review and John Judis of the New Republic. The most important thing they discuss is Barack Obama’s political ancestry. I thought his political ancestry was just Kenyan-cryptoIslamic fundamentofascism, but apparently, Obama is most like either, William Jennings Bryan, or Adlai Stevenson, two dead white guys who also knew the style of pretty talking that Obama’s so good at. We’re past talking about Kennedy and Reagan, and we’ve moved on to discussing how much Obama is like people that no voter has fucking heard of. Read the rest of this entry »

Or perhaps Happy Kwanzaa would be more appropriate.

Look, I am not going to lie - I have always kind of liked* Al Sharpton for probably the same reasons why so many people dislike him. He’s loud. He talks about issues of race and racism. He can make people of his own race feel just as uncomfortable as he makes some white people feel. I mean, the man has talent.

So it was no surprise to me that he is the only one talking any sense at all about this whole “seating the Florida and Michigan delegates” issue. I also find it amusing that the Republicans are STILL mad at him, because even though what Al is talking about hurts Swampsow, which you would think they would like, they actually want Swampsow to win this round so that she can then get the nomination because then they think they might actually be able to beat her with old man McCain. Confused yet? God, what kind of fucked up place do we live in? Is it time to drink yet? These questions are more relevant every day.

*Oh course by “liked” I mean that fucked up liberal way where I like black people in theory until I am actually around them and then I am all uncomfortable. Duh!

For one unnamed staffer at MSNBC, it is apparently very difficult to figure out from file photos the difference between U.S. Presidential candidate and gentleman of recent African descent Barrack Hussein Obama (not pictured) and crazy-eyed jihadist killer/megalomanic of Saudi descent Osama bin Laden. Evidence below.

The staffer has been reprimanded, obviously, but, really, who was hurt here? It’s, like, totes hard to tell the difference between them. They have the same color eyes! And, um, dark hair. And they’re both way brown. Working in the graphics department for NBC is really, really hard, man.

NBC reprimands employee for Obama error [AP via Yahoo News]

This is a screen grab from the Department of Homeland Security S&T Snapshots newsletter. Where were clever titles like “Boys in the Hood” during Abu Ghraib?  That would have really lightened up that whole situation.

Chertoff and his movie club now appear to be making all decisions based on their favorite Hollywood scripts.  Although I would have loved it if DHS went with the original spelling of Boyz, they still get respect for their hip knowledge of classic movies, especially those from the early 90s:

When first responders and security guards came to the DHS Science and Technology (S&T) Directorate’s Tell-Us-What-You-Need table, heading their list was an emergency escape hood worthy of James Bond. . . .

. . .Unlike Kevin Costner’s Bodyguard, the typical bodyguard finds his daily routine, well, routine. But the moment it’s not, the guard needs tools that are convenient, stealthy, and swift.

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