TSA stormtroopers are running wild again - this time reportedly at the Chicago airports where these twisted dimwits ripped the pants off of a wheelchair-bound old man and groped a teenage amputee traveling with a choir.

One of the victims recalls a deranged TSA agent cackling, “I have power!” over and over again in wanton rapture as she orgasmed in twisted satisfaction while terrorizing him. Read the whole sick story at CBS2-Chicago’s web site.

CBS2-Chicago Bags TSA Nazis Run Wild

The folks left the keys on the dresser, so I’m taking the jalopy for a spin. If anyone asks, that dent is from Mr. Wilson’s lawnmower.

Your thrashing selections for today:

Salon on WaPo on Hillbot on Unicorn (Salon)

Teddy has brain tumor — no, for real! (Raw Story)

Oh, and I hear a couple of states are pretending that we live in a democracy today. Note to broadcasters: It’s ORYGUN, dammit!