OMG, did you guys realize that we actually have a real vice president right now? I guess he is just filling in for the moment while we wait for Northwoods Karen Walker to ascend to the throne. Anyhoo, this dude is in someplace called Georgia and he recently said this:

The United States is at Georgia’s side, Cheney said, “as you work to overcome an invasion of your sovereign territory and an illegitimate, unilateral attempt to change your country’s borders by force, that has been universally condemned by the free world.”

Oh my gosh, that sounds horrible! Good thing we have Dickie on the job, because otherwise I am not sure anyone would have noticed as they rush out to buy their National Inquirers.

Cheney slams Russia for war against Georgia [AP]