The evil twisted BushCo freaks who apparently helped orchestrate the political ouster of federal prosecutors who wouldn’t engineer bogus voter fraud cases to stop black, brown and mocha people from voting should just be hauled off by the House of Representatives and jailed like the common hoodlums they are, according to a district court judge ruling on a motion in the case today.

White House Chief of Staff (arranges Caligutard’s dates with Victor Ashe) Josh Bolten and White House Criminal Enabler Harriet Miers have been giving the finger to the Congress for months and months now over subpoenas to appear and explain their role in organizing the RNC’s vote suppression and political pursectution strategies that GOP psychopath at large Karl Rove was directing through the Justice Department and its regional prosecutors. The House counsel sued for them to cooperate because Congress didn’t have the fucking sack to simply arrest the gangsters.

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You guys! Bob Dole is still alive! And he or someone he knows can use a computer! Dole took a break from updating his MySpace page to troll Scott McClellan. The old school election loser sent an email to Bush’s former mouthpiece, no doubt all in caps lock, calling him a “miserable creature” who didn’t “have the guts to speak up or quit,” but is all too quick to cash in on the all the enviable public adoration and fiscal opportunity that accompanies whistleblowing.

Dole doesn’t plan on reading McClellan’s naughty book, of course. Dole’s musings, no doubt written from one of his mansions or perhaps the offices of Alston & Bird law firm, read like a hastily submitted internet comment. They’re absolutely reeking of inadvertent self-reflection:

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I am sick and fucking tired of Republicans, conservatives, and GOP kid-touchers getting all pissy about how George W. Bush ruined the Republican “brand”. These are the same people who were screaming for Bush to be appointed in 2000 and who kept him in power in 2004. They are all Bush-enablers who, upon discovering that the majority of Americans had figured out that the Dear Leader was a fetal-alcohol-syndrome fuckwit bent on blowing up the world, decided they might want to distance themselves from him. Too fucking late you piece-of-shit bloodthirsty fucks. This is all your fault.

One of the worst offenders is Newt Gingrich, who took to the pages of Human Events yesterday to whine about how George W. Bush has wrecked an otherwise upright and chaste Republican party. This strains credulity - the Republican party was pretty much cast into the shitter when Gingrich took over, and the seeds of Bush can be found in the insane rantings of that amiable dunce St. Ronnie.

When I saw the Gingrich piece, I of course had to comment (Human Events doesn’t offer a link, so I put it up at Crooks and Liars as well):

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