Jack Kevorkian, right to die advocate, death-machine inventor and convicted felon, will be able to add another line to his resume this week: Congressional Candidate. Kevorkian announced today that he plans on running for Congress in Michigan, where felons can indeed run for Congress, despite being 79 and a habitual non-voter. He says he’s actually only ever voted once in an election. Read the rest of this entry »

Alzheimer’s victim and presumptive Republican candidate for president John ‘Psychogeezer’ McCain proved again that he is a slack-jawed imbecile addled by age and life’s brutalities, pronouncing today at a news conference in Amman that Iran was supporting “Cheetah extremists” who want to enslave Iraq to worship bizarre feline icons or something.

McCain corrects himself on which group Iran backs

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Did you know that Ralph Nader and Patti Smith have a rock music internet video, just like that wil.i.am and Barry Obama (the most famous non-blind black politician in America)? It’s called Awake From Your Slumber, and I promise you it will awake you from your slumbers if you like pictures of soldiers crying and bad photo montages and the erotically charged speeches of Ralph Nader and music that reminds you of 1977. Yes, Nader’s running again. Wake up America, for the fifth time. Whoops! CBGB closed in 2006.
FuckingNader. That is what I call you now. Ralph FuckingNader.

The Psychogeezer went off today at New York Times journalist Elisabeth Bumiller on his own campaign airplane, lunging at the mild-mannered reporter like a rabid badger when she asked about a meeting between him and then-presidential candidate John Kerry in 2004 in which Kerry and this insane old man talked about him joining Kerry as his running mate.

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