At tonight’s debate, both candidates will be grilled on their commitment to the Union, temperance, and a Pacific Railroad.

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Well, it’s T minus 55 minutes and counting until the first Presidential debate commences, and the big news is that John McCain has in fact decided to show up. I’ve been watching Chris Matthews coverage on MSNBC but now they’ve just switched to that miserable communist Keith Olbermann, so I’ll be switching over to CNN riiiiiight aboooouut… now.

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