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Obama Chooses Biden as Running Mate [New York Times]
L’il Abner Making Madface at Unicorn to Cadge Better Deal for Hilbot 9000
Failed first gentleman Bill ‘L’il Abner’ Clinton is reportedly all fucking weepy and needy and outraged that Senator Unicorn hasn’t called to apologize for calling out the Clinton campaign for the Atwater-esque White Power theatrics L’il Abner and Ma Clinton hurled at the Senator from Illinois during the primaries campaign.
One piece today in the UK Telegraph relates that L’il Abner is so “bitter” about Hilbot 9000’s loss that he is stomping around huffing and puffing that Obama is going to have to “kiss my ass” for his official seal of approval, naturally the most important thing in the world because everyone knows that every race involving a Democrat is just a referendum on whether or not one of the Clintons gives a fuck who you are and shows up at your fucking bean supper.
At first we thought, oh, boo-fucking-hoo, Bill feels he is just so tight with the Brothers and Sisters, it just bwoke his widdoo heart that a melanin-enhanced Senator Unicorn would point out the fact that the Hilbot 9000 Campaign and its proxies (including L’il Abnder) were making all kinds of noises pigeonholing Senator Unicorn variously as: a trivial black protest candidate; a young huckster trying to cash in on the young gifted and black thing; and a reputed though as yet unconfirmed Muslim fanatic ready to convert America to Islam at gunpoint the second he is inaugurated. Finally, Hilbot 9000 just came out and started ranting, fuck, I am the White Power candidate and you must vote for me because, of course, White America is so foamingly racist they will lynch Senator Unicorn at the polls.
Can they really be waiting for an apology from Senator Unicorn?
Bush and Cheney Make a Lot of Money
President Cheney withdraws cash from his safe deposit box on the North Lawn of the White House.
President Bush and Vice President Cheney released their income tax returns for 2007 today, and guess what? They’re both rich! The President boasts a far more modest income than his 2nd in command – Bush made about $975,000. Sixty per cent of that comes from interest on investments and his presidential salary. It also includes $150,000 book advance for Laura and Jenna’s upcoming childrens’ book. (The title is rumored to be The Little Boy Who Made Millions of Dollars Doing Nothing.*)
Vice President and Mrs. Cheney, due to their holdings in Haliburton among other investments, banked a whopping $3 million last year, owing the government over $600,000 in taxes. The Vice President’s salary is just $212,000, and neither he nor his wife have written any books this year. The guy makes a lot of money, is our point.
*It’s not really going to be called that.
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