This is a video of French President Nicolas Sarkozy in some receiving line in Paris. Not that my French doesn’t suck but, at the end there, it’s some lame ass motherfucker who stood in a receiving line just to call my Nicky a prick. Nicky’s all like, then, what the fuck are you waiting in line for, asshole? Right on, Nicky! Fuck that guy. [Fox News]

Hot on the heels of his courtroom win against Ryanair last week to the tune of $89,000 (about twice the median household income in the U.S., by the way), French President Nicolas Sarkozy has found yet another thing to love about the American way of life - litigation. Today he announced his intention to sue the website of the French weekly Le Nouvel Observateur for publishing a story that he text messaged his ex-wife Cecilia that he would call off his wedding to That Woman if she came back to him. Read the rest of this entry »

Despite never having met me, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that he’s really going to spend the rest of his life (until their eventual divorce) with Carla Bruni. They were married this morning in Paris. I’m going to go drown my sorrows in a couple of bottles of French wine and perhaps someone tall, blonde and younger with a six-pack (I’m taking suggestions). Thank you for your sympathy at this difficult time. [People]