I don’t know if you cynics are up on all the hot political gossip like I am, but after the other day’s Pennsylvania primary there’s been a lot of buzz about “the popular vote”. Forget your nerdy old-fashioned delegate totals says Team Clinton here, here, and here. The only total that matters now is the popular vote total, which Lady President just so happens to be winning (assuming you exclude some lame caucus states and include the ever popular Florida and Michigan results).

The real popular vote story of the Pennsylvania primary, however, featured America’s Jesus of FreedomLiberty, Dr. Ron Paul. Following in the sandaled footsteps of Jesus or possibly Obi Wan Kenobi, striking Ron Paul down has only made him more powerful than we could possibly imagine. The other night, the Good Doctor drew a whopping 128,467 votes. That’s more popular votes than he’s gotten in any primary when he was actually running for president. I don’t think he’s gotten this many votes since his army of Paulbots spammed him to victory in all those online straw polls. Who knows, suspending his campaign may yet propel Ron Paul all the way to the White House!

Revolution!