Andrew Greeley at the Chicago Sun Times writes that if Obama doesn’t win, it’s because we’re all a bunch of dirty racist Klansmen. First, he asks a bunch of questions:

Moreover, is the voter a bigot who says — to himself or others — “He’s too young for it,” “I don’t know anything about him,” “He’s an elitist,” “He’s just a lot of fancy talk,” “The country isn’t ready for a man like that,” “He’s weak in his support of Israel,” “He’s Muslim, possibly the anti-Christ!” Are these hints of lurking prejudice? Are the voters of regular members of the Democratic coalition — Hispanics and union members — against Obama partly because of racism?

His answer (in the form of a question) is yes, because sometimes people in “men’s clubs” (really? men’s clubs?) make slurs. Read the rest of this entry »

Apparently Jenna Welch Bush has married Henry Chase Hager, a graduate student, former aide to Karl Rove, and son of a former Virginia lieutenant governor. One can only assume that they spent their wedding night attempting to procreate, which they will no doubt manage to do at some point. They will provide us with our next generation of rulers - mass-murdering, pasty-white, barely-intelligible conservatives that will somehow get elected to something in some red retard state, thus launching them on a trajectory to national office and continuation of George W. Bush’s war against all of us (especially brown people).

A tribute to Jenna after the jump.

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In her most savage display of this campaign, the Hilbot 9000 implied to USA Today that white people will not vote for Senator Unicorn, leaving her the only reasonable choice for the Democratic presidential candidacy.

The Hilbot 9000’s claim that an Obama Democratic presidential candidacy would be doomed by voter racism is the most ambitious appeal to electoral apartheid since 1988 when Bush I threw the perfidious Willie Horton ads at hapless, defenseless Mondalesque Mike Dukakis in the general election.

Sieg Heil, baby!

The Hilbot 9000 had been slowly sloughing off the progressive skin she wore around the White House when she was First Lady and Chief Counter-Sniper operative in Bosnia, emerging from the Senate after 7 years as a neo-Conservative pitbull in Democratic drag, a Goldwater girl all grown up and ready to swing some fucking nukes.

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Remember this?

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) — Sen. Joseph Lieberman conceded to anti-war cable executive Ned Lamont in the Democratic primary for the Connecticut Senate nomination Tuesday night but vowed to run as an “independent Democrat” this fall.

With 95 percent of the precincts reporting, Lamont led Lieberman 52 percent to 48 percent, according to The Associated Press.

Connecticut Democrats basically said “Thanks Joe, but we need someone who’s not a bloodthirsty warmonger in the Senate.” Holy Joe, tool that he is, refused to listen to the very people who sent him to the Senate in the first place and instead ran and won as an Independent. He returned to DC to help acclerate the Dear Leader’s Eternal War To Resubjugate Brown People, and he now supports the Psychogeezer™ for president.

Remind you of anything?

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John McCain spoke of the Legacy of MLK in Memphis today, where there was no shortage of Negroes to hold his umbrella.

John McCain was booed by a black crowd in Memphis today as he tried to give a speech to mark the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr. And rightly so. McCain voted against the creation of Martin Luther King Day in 1983 and, by his own account, didn’t come around to supporting Dr. King’s work until around 1990. That’s about thirty years too late. Read the rest of this entry »

We have Barry Obama’s speech last week to thank for kick-starting the high-minded national debate we are now undertaking on race in America. Barry has allowed us to openly discuss our differences perhaps for the first time since the civil rights era. It’s important to get all this stuff out in the open. We’ve got to get it all out. And thus, Pat Buchanan, America’s foremost racial scholar who once came in just third in the race for the GOP presidential nomination wrote on his blog:

What is wrong with Barack’s prognosis and Barack’s cure?

Only this. It is the same old con, the same old shakedown that black hustlers have been running since the Kerner Commission blamed the riots in Harlem, Watts, Newark, Detroit and a hundred other cities on, as Nixon put it, “everybody but the rioters themselves.”

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The video below is of Rev. Rod Parlsey. John McCain considers Parsley to be his spiritual adviser.* Watch as he accuses the United States government of funding a genocide targeted against blacks through Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood, an organization that prevents god knows how many white-suburban teenagers from having to answer really uncomfortable questions from their parents,** was founded by a woman who “detested” black people, Parsley argues, was a believer in Eugenics, and wanted to wipe out the entire race. Will there be outrage over this craziness? Noo, of course not. This kind of head-explodingly ridiculous wingnuttery is practically mainstream. Oh, and also he’s white. So that helps.

Anyone want to offer up some ideas about how Parsley might react if approached on the street at night by a group of four “precious baby boys,” as he calls them, aged 25 or so?

*Hilarious sentence when read out of context.
**In some states.