Unification Church Bag-Man George H W Bush Licking
Moon’s Balls at a Cult-Sponsored Conference.

Evil home-wrecker, convicted tax-cheater, cult leader, and Bush crime family patron Sun Myung Moon, failed to die in a mountainside crash of his helicopter today. It is a terrible shame the crazy, hateful dog-man survived as nothing loosens the tongues of cult victims, apostates and succession rivals like the death of its leader.

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The criminal dog-man Caligutard is still at large, an unindicted war criminal of monstrous cruelty and depthless stupidity. He’s destroyed America and spends his time playing lawn games with toddlers, like Michael Jackson.

The nation sunk deeper into despair with every passing hour this week. Fire and heat scorched the earth in the West while reports of weather anomalies continued to pour in, auguring a global catastrophe coming closer to hand than anyone expected. Financial markets continued to collapse and the Chairman of the Federal Reserve looked near to fainting. New horrors unfolded in Afghanistan and Iraq costing life and limb, treasure and peace while the maniac in the Naval Observatory plotted new scams with his collaborators in the international petrochemcial crime plexus, speculating on how best to use America’s resources to advance his interests during his last months in power.

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A Minnesota Patriot’s plea that the Caligutard be arrested by Minnesota police when he attends the GOP convention in September was rejected by a county court judge today, citing a legal technicality though omitting, interestingly, any discussion of the complaint’s claims against Caligutard’s wanton, obscene career of evil.

Plea to charge Bush with war crimes fails [Star Tribune]

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Nazi Pope and Scarlet Whore of Rome(TM) Pope Benedict XVI is boycotting the cannibalistic orgy being staged at the White House in his honor next week citing, “the overwhelming evil, stupidity and incompetence of these worthless scumbags.

“Would you want to watch those assholes eating some little kid’s foot next to you?” Benedict XVI asked the AP in an interview on Friday.

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The idiot Boy Fuhrer’s approval rating sank to a new low this week as even the snake-handling yahoos who would lick the sweat off of any fascist’s genitals with loving abandon noticed that the USA is headed toward a generations-long depression that no amount of Jesus can forestall.

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In case you haven’t heard or seen it yet, President Bush threw out the opening pitch before the first home game in the Washington Nationals brand new stadium. He was given a wonderfully warm reception. Relive it here. And check out the color commentary on Deadspin (yes, a member of the evil empire, but I have always had a thing for jocks).

A note to the Nationals - if you want to start a winning tradition, you may not want to start with this guy. Although next year it will be a riot when McCain does the old lady granny pitch that hits the ground in the dead center between home plate and the pitcher’s mound.

President Bush Throws Out First Pitch [RedLasso]
President Bush’s One Night Away From It All [Deadspin]

Amazingly, Caligutard’s idiocy, mental illness and catastrophic record as president is beginning to undermine support for the Republican Party, ending a downward spiral that began in 1980 and that will terminate this year during the presidential general election when Gallup Poll surveys will show that the American people trust the Scientologists, the People’s Republic of China Army and Charles Manson 22%, 19% and 17% more, respectively, than the GOP.

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Perhaps, just maybe, this is it.

“We’ll see the effects of this pro-growth package,” Bush told reporters at a White House news conference. “I know there’s a lot of, here in Washington people are trying to — stimulus package two — and all that stuff. Why don’t we let stimulus package one, which seemed like a good idea at the time, have a chance to kick in?”

Bush: US is not headed into recession [AP]

Sometimes, a man needs to rant. For beloved commenter Hotsauce, today is that day. We do like to be service-y, particularly if there is profanity and an abiding hatred of someone we don’t really like involved.

George W. Bush is a lying, draft-dodging, warmongering, piece-of-shit little douchebag. He and his cohorts used the fear and uncertainty that followed the tragedy of September 11, 2001 to dupe a good portion of the country into supporting the illegal invasion of a sovereign nation. He claimed it was to fight terrorism, yet he chose the one nation in the region that was not a safe haven for Islamic extremists (at least not until after he invaded it).

There are many theories as to why the idiot boy king chose to invade Iraq rather than go after Al-Qeaeda, and I’m sure it had nothing to do with the friendship and business relationship between his family and the bin Ladens. Some speculate that Bush invaded Iraq because Saddam Hussein ordered the assassination of the Dubya Daddy, and Junior did it for revenge. Some say it was for the oil, some say it was because insecure little Georgie wanted a legacy.

I say it was because this pathetic little puppet was so beholden to those who helped get him into the position of the most powerful person on the planet (at least, it was before he got hold of the job) and, when they wanted a return on their investments, a war economy was the only way to give it to them. That, and the overpowering delusions of grandeur that have been spoon-fed to him since he was a spoiled, drunk-driving, draft-dodging, coke fiend of a cheerleader in his early 20s.

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