Nobody could have predicted that eight years of the Bush administration would result in ever-worsening severe weather caused by a more rapidly warming planet.

Sure even flooded-out Republicans deserve help, but I wonder if any two-time Bush voters get the connection between their votes and the fact that their house is underwater. A President Gore would have spent a trillion dollars on environmental shit and infrastructure instead of on a new phase of Our Eternal War to Resubjugate Brown People.

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Gov. David Paterson and his wife Michelle both admitted an affinity for doing it with other people.

First order of business for David Paterson upon becoming governor: tell the New York Post he used to fuck another woman instead of his wife. And She was having an affair at the same time!

As part of that relationship, Paterson said, he and the other woman sometimes stayed at an upper West Side hotel — the Days Inn at Broadway and W. 94th St.

He said members of his Albany legislative staff often used the same hotel when they visit the city.

Aaawkwaaard!

But this is a tale of true love. The couple went to counseling and worked it out. They even took to boning in the same Days Inn where the Gov used to take his mistress.

They did so after a marriage counselor he used recommended they introduce “new and exciting things” into their relationship, Paterson said, and so they could be alone and away from their children.

“It’s convenient since it’s only four subway stops from my Harlem office,” Paterson said.

Romantic and responsible! Now he’s the governor of New York and she’s the foxiest First Lady ever. How that for new and exciting?

Governor Paterson Admits to Sex With Other Woman for Years [New York Post]