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Denver Readies Dirty Hippie Gulag

Soap! Yeah, Soap! Hippies Don't Use It. But they Make Great fucking Soap!

Denver cops have erected a concentration camp in a warehouse at the edge of town - essentially a series of chain-linked fence cages topped with barbed-wire - to contain the thousands of battered protesters the city plans on bashing, cuffing and stuffing away at the Clintonista Festival of Hate, Fear and Cackling Narcissism that is being held contemporaneously with the Democratic National Convention this month.

‘Gitmo on the Platte’ Set As Holding Cell for DNC [CBS4 Denver]

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Psychogeezer Pestorks Wantonly While Edwards Regrets Rather Unconvincingly

Contrite as a Weasel

The ProgressiveCurmudgeon breaks some news this week, revealing that the Psychogeezer has a parade of chicks tending to his carnal obsessions while Cindy is away having blood transfusions, one of which even the Secret Service was unable to hide completely.

Edwards The Confessor vs. McCain’s Ongoing Philandering [TheProgressiveCurmudgeon]

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Wanton GOP Fraud Artist Maxing Out Donations to Psychogeezer’s Campaign

Investment scam artist and former Oregon State GOP chairman Craig Berkman is hurling thousands of dollars into the Psychogeezer’s campaign war chest despite the fact that he is tens of millions in the hole to repay all the investors a jury found he stole from them in his scummy investment scam.

The Psychogeezer, Mr. Finance Reform himself, shockingly, is sucking up all the money like a starving dog on a pork loin, Williamette Week reports. The Portland weekly looked in the Federal Election Commission filings and found that Berkman had thrown $50,000 at Republican political enterprise but the biggest chunk of change had gone to the guy who was made famous for putting in the fix for criminal mastermind and S&L bust-out artist Charles Keating: the Psychogeezer.

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GOP Man-Love Pavilion at MN Airport To Be Open During the GOP Convention

Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport officials are expecting a crush of inquiring media to come and worship at the altar of GOP man-love innovation - the airport men’s room stall where gay, sex-crazed Republican Sen. Larry Craig allegedly solicited a cop for a savage GOP ass fucking last June, an act of GOP man-love that precipitated his arrest for living the outlaw life of a bug-eyed, tongue-waving sex-crazed gay Republican Senator from Idaho.

Airport stall may return to spotlight

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Nothing’s Perfect

Meh ...Who cares whether he opts out of public campaign financing - what about opting out of the Fourth Amendment?

After months of negotiation, the House today passed a compromise that, while far from perfect, is a marked improvement over last year’s Protect America Act.

It is not all that I would want. But given the legitimate threats we face, providing effective intelligence collection tools with appropriate safeguards is too important to delay. So I support the compromise, but do so with a firm pledge that as President, I will carefully monitor the program, review the report by the Inspectors General, and work with the Congress to take any additional steps I deem necessary to protect the lives - and the liberty - of the American people.

Sure it’s a political calculation for the general election, but it’s still disappointing. On the other hand, I trust him to end the war and begin the long process of restoring our First and Fourth Amendment rights. Shit - that’s the first glass-half-full thing I’ve said in nearly eight years.

War Pig Clinton Takes Pennsylvania Hilbot Big With Stupid, Poor & Senile

Evil War Pig Clinton!

The Hilbot 9000’s beer hall strategy worked in Pennsylvania with a faux populist campaign that posited her as a the people’s champion while downplaying her role in sending lots of poor, uneducated youngsters from the Keystone State to be slaughtered in Iraq and helping the neocon cult bankrupt America.

Senator John “Psychogeezer” McCain was celebrating with a hearty enema at his campaign headquarters last night, chuckling with his nurse that “the Goldwater Girl delivered what she promised: a completely chaotic Democratic primary that will set me up to finish off America with catastrophic wars in Iran, Syria and the Central Asian ‘Stans that my oil friends wants to see garrisoned like Iraq for easy looting.

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Best Friends Forever

President George W. Bush and President Vladimir Putin got together in Russia today yesterday to try and work out their differences on missile defense. They wanted so badly work out a compromise that they even coordinated their clothing. That sure is commitment! Sadly, it didn’t work, no agreement was reached, the US will construct a giant missile defense system throughout Eastern Europe, and Vladdy and his boytoy Dmitry will have to develop a way to disable it. But friendships like these can’t be torn asunder over a little bickering about global weapon systems. Indeed, no intercontinental ballistic missile could ever sever this bond. A couple more photographs from the couple’s last hurrah after the jump.

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Psychogeezer Is Hiding Brain-Death Or So He Is Trying To Be Think Kinda, Doi

Fucking Idiot! McCain You Stupid Fuck! Wake the Fuck UP!

The Alzheimers Victims’ Liberation Front (AVLF) said yesterday lunatic war-monger and presumptive GOP candidate for president John “Psychogeezer” McCain has every right to withhold medical records that would betray the fact that he has been brain-dead for decades.

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How Did Hillary Clinton’s Campaign Learn Obama’s Travel History Details?

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If Hillary Clinton’s campaign wants to clear up the appearance that it acquired information about Sen. Barrack Obama’s travel history through mercenary cyberthieves, now the focus of a cyberstalking investigation in which his passport data was breached by State Department functionaries, it is going to have to explain how it was able to claim it knew that Obama had only gone to one NATO country and never traveled to Latin America in its campaign literature this month.

Right now, Hillary Clinton, America needs to believe one of its leading presidential candidates isn’t capable of this kind of perfidy.

If you aren’t. Or if, perhaps, you’ve been compromised - by a third-party data broker in the employ of the RNC - by accepting data of tainted provenance to scandalize the Obama campaign, only to have yours come into the crossfire when the ‘news’ breaks.

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US State Department Stalking Obama Unicorn Surveilled; Why? By Whom?

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MSM outlets were fronting explanations yesterday evening that three U.S. State Department functionaries were scanning Sen. Barrack Obama’s passport travel records out of “imprudent curiosity,” a lurid misrepresentation of what is likely part of a much more expansive plot, given the criminal abuse of power exhibited by the outlaw Bush Administration in the last eight years. Though there’s no discounting the perfidies that the bloody-eyed ruthlessness of the Hillary “Vote Experience - Vote McCain!” Clinton campaign could inspire. Let’s scan the record of the Boy Fuhrer’s administration first, before we reveal a stunning correlation made by commentator SanFranciscoLefty about Hilbot 9000’s motivations: Read the rest of this entry »




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