And what do you suppose the wingnuts over at Conservapedia have to say about Atheism?

In regards to atheism and morality, the Barna Group also found that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality. ^[44] Given the many diseases associated with homosexuality, the Bible prohibition against homosexuality is quite arguably one of the many examples where the Bible exhibited knowledge that was ahead of its time.

Sex, drugs, and alcohol? These are few of my faaavorite things!

The Gathering of Eagles, the boisterous men-club of hero wannabees that worships the Iraq war is sending out emails complaining they’re going broke and begging for money because people, er, ah, like their message so much. The incoherence in communications is pretty much par for the course for these face-biting lunatics. Check out the conclusion to their latest solicitation:
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Hugh Hewitt is insane. For instance:

On the March 15 edition of CNN’s The Situation Room, nationally syndicated radio host Hugh Hewitt denounced as “a myth” host Wolf Blitzer’s suggestion that former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney’s (R) Mormon faith will be a “problem with the conservative right.” Hewitt asserted: “Most of the public attacks on Romney for his faith in the last three months have come from the left,” and added, “He’s also been attacked for being a flip-flopper from the left. That’s not a conservative critique of him, either.”

Hewitt also regularly masturbates at his blog about how Mitt Romney is the second coming of Reagan. Check out the prediction he made yesterday:

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Wesley Snipes is, we can all agree, pretty hot. Luckily for Wesley, a Florida jury thinks he’s really, really stupid. Instead of convicting him of conspiring not to pay taxes, they convicted him of being so stupid that he believed he didn’t actually believe that he had to file tax returns because he’s the Daywalker, motherfucker. The IRS plans to make sure he pays taxes on the $38 million of income he earned in the period of time he failed to file tax returns because he was, like, totes convinced the laws didn’t apply to him because he was a half vampire-half human. Or something like that. [CNN]

If you want sheer wingnut batshit insanity, you usually have to head over to Red State or Atlas Juggs.  If you need more, Sadly, No! is an excellent way to keep up with such bright lights as John Derbyshire, Jonah Goldberg, and the World’s Hottest Wingnut - Marie Jon.

On the other hand, outfits like the Manhattan Institute, a dour neocon think tank here in New York City, usually produce nothing more than monographs on tax policy, school choice, and how Iraq’s oil is just totally going to pay for everthing.

Until now.  Stand back, and meet Manhattan’s Paul Beston:
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